May 2007
60 posts
Ask a stupid question..... get a stupid answer.
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming...
How to make carbonated fruit. →
An email to the dreamworks employees re: their...
Now that we’ve kicked-off summer with the Memorial Day weekend, we have some exciting new changes to services at the Glendale Commissary beginning today. There will be a daily grill on the patio (overlooking the Lagoon). We’re moving the burgers & hot dogs outside and adding grilled cheese sandwiches and quesadillas. There will be sausages and other special grill menus...
For the record, Andres is straight.
Andres: why was scott pointing at me
Lindsey: because i asked him if he could marry anyone in the company who would it be and i guess its you
Andres: oh obvi
Andres: i am flamingly gay
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support...”
– drew carey (for the record, i love my job.)
Huh?
Kyle: Where was the Gettysburg Address signed?
Tory: Gettysburg
Lindsey: Gettysburg
Allison (a min later): Wait... hold on... I think I know this one....
Republican or Democrat?
Kyle: So name 5 republicans currently in office
Lindsey: Condoleza Rice
Allison: Hillary Bush
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