January 2008
86 posts
Fear The Gay Chicken →
Some amusing entertainment for a couple miniutes.
“my new favorite game is brickbreaker on my blackberry. i can’t break the...”
Audi Driver Kills Teen, Sues Dead Youth's Family... →
“I’m also a victim in all of this, you can’t fix the lad’s problems, but you can fix mine.”
NEWS FLASH! URGENT UPDATE! (via IM)
Pete Simmons: heath ledger....
Pete Simmons: still dead
My new favorite song.
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David is a ladies man
Lindsey: What does HTML stand for?
David: How To Meet Ladies
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Jedi Porn's first film: Exploding Teabags!
Scott: My teabag exploded this morning
Pete: That's gonna be the first film on JediPorn.com
----5 minutes later----
Scott: Can you die from a teabag?
Too soon?
Is it too soon to start making tasteless Heath Ledger jokes and then say “too soon?” afterwards as a way of making it all okay? — davidwoods David, my thoughts exactly.
if you can't work a microwave, you shouldn't be...
Yesterday I sold my perfectly working microwave to this lady that I met on Craigslist. It was working fine. A couple hours after she picked it up, she called me saying that it’s not working. She explained, there’s a piece of cardboard in the microwave. So I figured it was a piece of a packing box that I left in there and I said, well if it’s a piece of a cardboard box, take it...
“Whatever Lola wants….Lola...
“Ow! I just stabbed myself….. with my chapstick.”
– Scott, owner of PlasticBugs.com, JediPorn.com, Wintheinternet.com and many more!
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A song that Josh and I wrote last year in...
happy Tu Bishvat!
lindsey: can you count in Jewish?
pete: one for me
pete: one for me
pete: none for you
why is transparancy so fascinating?
why is it that people who open up their lives to the online world seem so fascinating to others? it seems to have become an obsession to learn about other peoples lives - people who you don’t even know. do you feel like you know so much about them just by reading their blog, learning about their downfalls, their hopes and accomplishments or maybe the fight they had with their significant...
im a t shirt model! →
“If the music industry was cool, we would have no employees.”
– Tim
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jedi porn dot com
Scott: I would like to see some jedi porn
Scott: I bet you a million dollars that jediporn.com is taken
--10 minutes later--
Scott: I am the proud owner of Jediporn.com YES!!!
Whoa! →
Watch this for a few seconds, so cool! — goldshan — david Why can’t our websites be this cool??
Apartment. Check. Truck, anyone?
It’s been a little over a month and after 148 emails, 26 apartments views and $4000 cash later, I found an apartment. Yup - this hunt is not for the weak minded or short tempered. You have to search and search and search. Long story short, after looking to just “move in” to someone else’s apartment and start paying rent, I decided I was going to look for cool people, then...
A song that Dan Park, Allison Bernardi and I wrote...