This is my coworker, George. He’s single. And he brings you yogurt covered pretzels.
Here’s the exclusive interview:
1. LC: What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?
GW: What is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done? I’m a f^$&ing genius.
2. LC: What’s up with the rapist ‘stache?
GW: Growing up I watched a few too many Ron jeremy films.
